Leverage cutting-edge machine learning algorithms that everyone has access to, and adding our special sauce of taste, we are synergizing your communication paradigm and optimizing your professionalism.
We are SO special. Look at our unique black and purple Tailwind theme. AND we used React for the globe. No one else does that.
*Between AWS, Neon, Clark, Vercel, OpenAI, and our vibe coding, you're lucky if we stay up that much.
**The globe means nothing but sure does look cool.
Stop sending emails like a peasant. Install Professometer™ and join the elite club of people who take corporate jargon way too seriously.
You are absolutely right! We don't use AI - lets delve into the art of creativity. This underscores the most important aspect of human existence: our unique spirit and novelty.*
*It takes human effort to write something that sounds this meaningless and AI generated
Because nothing is more professional than making your compliance team happy.
Our proprietary AI uses state-of-the-art algorithms to analyze your email. We promise it is secret and special and not just regex.
Get instant feedback as you type. Watch your professionalism score plummet with every exclamation mark!
Because nothing shows value like numbers. We'll give you numbers that will blow your CEO away.
Receive snarky suggestions to boost your score. Because nothing says "professional" like synergizing paradigms.
Your emails never leave your browser. We don't even want to read your corporate jargon.
Works directly in Gmail. We are too lazy to make our own thing so have to glom onto others.
A peek behind the curtain of our revolutionary technology
We definitely didn't just fork an open source project and slap our own branding on it... right?
Start writing in Gmail like you normally would. Or abnormally. We don't judge. (We do judge.)
Our advanced algorithms count exclamation marks, measure word length, and detect buzzwords with stunning accuracy.
Receive a completely scientific professionalism score from 0-100. Higher is better. Usually.
Follow our suggestions to optimize your email and leverage maximum professional paradigms.
*Just kidding. It's literally just if (text.includes('!')) score -= 8. No GPUs. No models. Just vibes.
We are undercharging to get users and data. We promise, we will never raise prices until our VC backers tell us we need to. Or we run out of money. Or most likely both.
And we are definitely not going to do it in an email that makes it sound like a good thing.
Because nothing says "trust us" like a blurry PNG of our interface. Of course it looks different than the marketing website. But this is a real, useless chrome extension. You should install it to boost my ego.
It's free. Obviously. Have you read anything on this page??
